Teacher and student - Printable Version
+- Computer Graphics Community (http://www.cgshelf.com/forum)
+-- Forum: General (/forum-28.html)
+--- Forum: Humor and Fun (/forum-31.html)
+--- Thread: Teacher and student (/thread-701.html)
Teacher and student - loispinto - 08-26-2010 10:33 AM
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
RE: Teacher and student - sophialara - 08-28-2010 03:11 PM
Very nice jokes you posted here on the conversation between student and the teacher and i enjoyed it a lot. Thanks for giving me a wonderful jokes to have a laugh.
RE: Teacher and student - devijones - 03-15-2011 08:19 AM
Excellent Jokes on Teacher and student, Thanks for Sharing this wonderful and very funny jokes here. You have to done here really very good work for Posting this Jokes.
RE: Teacher and student - adityasingh - 06-16-2014 12:19 PM
Santa – Yaar koi aisa tareeka bata jisse mai 100 saal tak zinda rah sakuun ?
Banta – bahut aasaan hai … 3 din mein 1 baar khaana kha aur 3-4 shaadiyan kar le !
Santa - kya isse mai 100 tak zinda rahuunga ?
Banta - nahi … par isse tuu jaldi hi 100 saal ka dikhne lagega … !
RE: Teacher and student - marclewis - 01-01-2016 11:37 AM
Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:
Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.
Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?
Ladka: Ab bhago!