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Teacher and student - loispinto - 08-26-2010 10:33 AM

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

RE: Teacher and student - sophialara - 08-28-2010 03:11 PM

Very nice jokes you posted here on the conversation between student and the teacher and i enjoyed it a lot. Thanks for giving me a wonderful jokes to have a laugh.

RE: Teacher and student - devijones - 03-15-2011 08:19 AM

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RE: Teacher and student - adityasingh - 06-16-2014 12:19 PM

Santa – Yaar koi aisa tareeka bata jisse mai 100 saal tak zinda rah sakuun ?

Banta – bahut aasaan hai … 3 din mein 1 baar khaana kha aur 3-4 shaadiyan kar le !

Santa - kya isse mai 100 tak zinda rahuunga ?

Banta - nahi … par isse tuu jaldi hi 100 saal ka dikhne lagega … !