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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
02-25-2010, 04:00 PM
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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
*men & women



NICKNAMES:
• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

MONEY:
• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
• A man has 6-7 items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream & razor, soap, a towel and maybe shampoo.
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 237. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
• Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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