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Farmer and Kids
02-23-2007, 11:45 AM (This post was last modified: 02-23-2007 11:49 AM by smitharose.)
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There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says "Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which read: "Now there are two".
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11-12-2009, 10:12 AM
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RE: Farmer and Kids
Hi dude,

Nice story and nice tips to control naughty kids activities. So, they can't do any misbehavior.
Hey, some signs are also required in the schools also, so that kids are keep in sincerity.
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07-09-2010, 01:32 PM
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Farmer was trying scare the kids but kids gave him a back punch and scared him by his technique. Kids can do anything they want. The only way to treat the kids is to treat them with love.
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12-15-2011, 12:07 PM
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A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles! Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it." After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon!"
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07-08-2014, 04:45 PM
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RE: Farmer and Kids
Kids are very funny...............Keep it up.
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