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farmer and pigs
02-26-2007, 04:45 PM
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Big Grin farmer and pigs
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?"
"Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?"
"Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes."
Then he fined the farmer.

Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak...why?"
"Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat."
And he fined the farmer.

Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."
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12-01-2009, 06:02 PM (This post was last modified: 12-01-2009 06:03 PM by davisreed.)
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RE: farmer and pigs
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, "That's once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."The farmer said, "That's once."
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02-04-2013, 03:38 PM
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RE: farmer and pigs
Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well.
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