Funny Jokes

[williamssam81]

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

[sophialara]

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.

“Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer.

“Isn't that awfully steep?” asked the man.

“Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?”

[fentorydekson1]

One night me and my friends wondering with bicycle at 2:30 morning. On the road may be 100KM per hour one truck come against us. One light off and one light on. Me and my friends thought one bicycle come fast. Both are agree that one bicycle come fast. 3 foot distance my bicycle and truck friends told that "this is truck". We both Jump fall down side the road and save the life. After that we both laugh loudly to watch each other face.

[robatcook1987]

I have Read all the above jokes. Really all are very funny and much interesting.
I want to post my one of the most favourite jokes, really its funny.

Little boy called Jamie asked father, called Wallace, "what will my name be when I grow up?"
Father said "Jamie of course". Little Jamie said "do you mean to say I will have a little boy's name when I'm a grown up man?"

[garthmclin]

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor. The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' them?"