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some jokes
12-21-2009, 12:57 PM
Post: #1
some jokes
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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"Do you know what really amazes me about you?"
"No.What?"
"Oops.Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!"
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Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you.
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12-11-2010, 02:24 AM
Post: #2
RE: some jokes
why did not the cow have horns? Asked the young woman from a neighbouring town. The farmer cocked his head a moment, then began on a patient tone:Well, am, cattle can powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep;em sided with a hacksaw. At other times, we can repair them by young people putting em cold, a few drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and stops. Yet there are certain breeds of cattle that never grows horns. But the reason this cow has no horns, because it is a horse.
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12-15-2011, 12:05 PM
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RE: some jokes
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?" The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"
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